Hello, Carol. Hello, Dr. Hortfreud. Welcome back to the garden. You summoned me, Carol? Yes, I wanted to discuss UAPs. UAPs? What YouTube videos have you been watching now, Carol? I've …
Dr. Hortfreud Returns to Discuss Rabbits
"Hello, Carol!" Hello, Dr. Hortfreud. Is it time for another session? "Yes, it's been a while since our last session and I've noticed something we should talk about." Something to talk about? …
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Dr. Hortfreud Returns!
A recent session with my garden therapist. Dr. Hortfreud. Hello Carol. Hi Dr. Hortfreud. It's been quite a while since our last session, Carol. Looking at my notes it was almost exactly two years …
I Might Have Crossed a Line
"You summoned me, Carol?" "Yes, Dr. Hortfreud, I did." "What's going on that you need me now, Carol?" "Well, Dr. Hortfreud, I think I've crossed a line." "Crossed a line? What do you mean by that, …
The Man Who Grew Vegetable Marrows
It would make a great Jeopardy game show clue. "The Man Who Grew Vegetable Marrows". The answer: "Who is Hercule Poirot?" We might also accept the answer, "What is the title of Chapter 3 of The …
Mowing – A Session with Dr. Hortfreud
Hello Dr. Hortfreud. Hello, Carol. How are you and did you want to talk about the iris that is re-blooming that never re-bloomed before? No, Dr. Hortfreud, I want to talk about mowing. Again? Yes, …
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