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When is it acceptable to plant in a straight line?

April 12, 2013 By Carol Michel 11 Comments

Peas in a veg. garden

Dear Hortense Hoelove,

I’ve been debating about when it is acceptable to plant in a straight line.  Mostly I’ve been debating with myself so I thought I’d get another opinion. I could think of no one I’d rather have the opinion of than you, Hortense Hoelove, my favorite garden advice columnist.

Sincerely,
Carol

Dear Carol,

I’m so glad you asked about planting in straight lines.  Let us first address planting in vegetable gardens. I think most gardeners will agree that planting in straight lines, let’s call them rows, in a vegetable garden is the correct way to plant a vegetable garden.

I will admit that some gardeners deviate from this rule of thumb at times, but for ease of planting, staking, covering, and harvesting, most gardeners will agree that it is always correct to plant in a straight row in a vegetable garden.

However, in other areas of the garden, the answer to when is it acceptable to plant in a straight line is “it depends on the design”.  However, most gardeners will agree that bedding out plants in straight lines is something that should be left to the Victorian era.  Today’s modern gardeners will find that their gardens will be more pleasing if straight lines, in general, are avoided.

But it is not always clear cut.  Here for example are some tulips that were planted to follow a curve.

Technically, a curve is not a straight line. Plus, technically, these are groups of tulips planted to follow the curve.  However, I think most gardeners would say that the gardener who planted these tulips probably also grows vegetables, hence her tendency to plant in straight lines or nearly straight lines.

I further suggest that this gardener should look within herself to figure out why, in spite of having a curved edge to this border, and other plants in the border that were not planted in straight lines, she persists in planting in straight lines, or nearly straight lines.

As noted, I suspect she also grows vegetables. I suspect she needs help.

Hortifully,
Your favorite advice columnist, Hortense Hoelove 

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  1. Christys Cottage Wildlife Garden says

    April 12, 2013 at 11:58 pm

    I admit that sometimes I plant in straight lines. I like to edge my paths with annuals and if the path is straight, then the annuals will be straight. I've always thought this looked nice!

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  2. Ally says

    April 13, 2013 at 12:41 am

    My tendency to want to plant things in a straight line frequently bites me in the hiney. Inevitably plants die leaving me with unsightly gaps. I am a longtime vegetable gardener, so at least now I understand the problem.

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  3. Anonymous says

    April 13, 2013 at 2:27 am

    I had to laugh when I read this! The first time I visited a friend's garden I noticed everything was in rows…. I thought I was being subtle when I asked "is this how you want it to look?" -if he was ok with the rows, who was I to judge him!? I guess he didn't know anything different than the veggie garden rows and we spent that afternoon shuffling things around. We still laugh today whenever a new garden planting is inspected and one of us asks the same question again 🙂

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  4. Lea says

    April 13, 2013 at 4:54 am

    I tend to plant willy-nilly – there's an empty space, stick something in it! Today I've been building a bamboo trellis for my pole beans. It needs to be straight and secure or it might fall down. But the beans will probably be planted in a ragged row not exactly straight.
    Basically, I say, plant whatever way makes you happy.
    Have a wonderful week-end!
    Lea
    Lea's menagerie

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  5. Anonymous says

    April 13, 2013 at 11:55 am

    It seems that the issue is wanting to edge beds with an outline. Is that wrong? The edges seem to cry out for such treatment, the containment against paths, lawn, the ever present *other*. I still do it.
    Frances

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  6. Unknown says

    April 13, 2013 at 12:31 pm

    For me it is never.

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  7. pat@siteandinsight.com says

    April 13, 2013 at 2:45 pm

    Straight lines don't have to be boring. Lots of stunning gardens are planted that way, reinforcing the design of the house or the structure of the garden. Mostly these gardens are in Europe, where a more formal approach seems to be more accepted. But even straight lines can result in amazingly informal feelings. For instance, at le jardin plume in Normandy, France, ornamental grasses are arranged in squares among old, twisted apple trees. The result is outstanding!

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  8. Commonweeder says

    April 14, 2013 at 5:07 pm

    I confess have planted in lots of straight lines, in the vegetable garden – and elsewhere. I keep trying to break this habit and i do have curves, but I also 'line' the curves. I wish Hortense were closer so I could get some ongoing therapy.

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  9. Maureen says

    April 14, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    I never manage to plant in straight lines – even in my vegetable garden!

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  10. Andrea says

    April 15, 2013 at 4:44 am

    I think maybe your adviser and i are college mates! Haha, I can't plant in straight lines even if there is a meter stick. I love your posts.

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    April 18, 2013 at 9:01 pm

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