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Hoe, Hoe, Hoe

December 23, 2006 By Carol Michel 10 Comments

I took this picture last year, thinking it might make for a unique Christmas card. There were people at work who were egging me on. (They know about my hoes.) I didn't make a Christmas card with it, so decided that this will be my electronic Christmas card on my blog, at least for a few days. What do you think? How about that snowman garden statue? (Target!)It really is starting to feel like Christmas. I'm finished with work for the year, unless they call me with some kind of emergency. I'm … [Read more...] about Hoe, Hoe, Hoe

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Dear Santa…

December 21, 2006 By Carol Michel 4 Comments

Dear Santa,Hoe, hoe, hoe, and Merry Christmas to you, Santa. I’ve tried to be a good gardener this year, I really have, and I can explain any evidence to the contrary, or would at least like the opportunity to explain if, mistakenly, you have put me on the naughty list!There are just a few items on my list.I would like a little garden shed, but first you will have to have the elves sprinkle some magic dust on the homeowners’ association board to get them to change the covenants to allow for … [Read more...] about Dear Santa…

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Tiny Christmas Decorations Just Showed Up

December 15, 2006 By Carol Michel 6 Comments

Back last summer, I planted a little garden of miniature plants including hostas and heucheras and posted that it was the perfect place for garden fairies to dwell. Then I provided some evidence that the fairies had found my little garden and moved right in. And, they put in a door to the inside of my house.As you can see from the picture above, the fairies have found a few items around the house to decorate their little door for Christmas. Can you believe it? That's a tiny pine cone in the … [Read more...] about Tiny Christmas Decorations Just Showed Up

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Hoes – Immoral? Huh?

November 23, 2006 By Carol Michel 3 Comments

For my hoe collection from my wonderful sister-in-law. Rest assured, my hoe collection is completely moral! … [Read more...] about Hoes – Immoral? Huh?

Filed Under: Blog Tagged With: hoes, humor, tools

Free the Blueberries!

November 21, 2006 By Carol Michel 1 Comment

My little blueberries, caged up for the winter. I had to do it to keep the rabbits away. The blueberries look so trapped, but where were they going to go, anyway? Those &$%^ rabbits chew and nibble on plants ALL winter long. Go away, rabbits, g-o a-w-a-y!(Ummm. yes, in the lower right, those are some glad corns I pulled up and just left there. Now I, ummm, need to get those inside or they will be goners, if they aren't done for already. Such disrepect I've show to the common gladiolus! I … [Read more...] about Free the Blueberries!

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The Hunt for a New Pair of Gardening Clogs

November 20, 2006 By Carol Michel 14 Comments

I’m not a big footwear person. When it comes to my regular day time office environment work, I have 3, maybe 4, pairs of shoes that I wear… black, navy, brown. I am definitely not one of those people who look for a new pair of shoes every time they buy something new to wear. If none of the shoes I have match, well, I’m just not going to wear that outfit.But when it comes to gardening, I have 5 different pairs of shoes/boots that I wear for different occasions.From left to right… I keep the blue … [Read more...] about The Hunt for a New Pair of Gardening Clogs

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