“Has the jury reached a verdict?”
Yes, we have Your Honor.
We, the jury, find the cable channel HGTV guilty of using the word “Garden” in its name without having adequate programming related to gardening.
“Do you have any recommendations on sentencing?”
We do, your honor. We give the defendant, HGTV, two choices.
Our first choice is for them to earn back the “G” in HGTV by adding more programs of the quality of A Gardener’s Diary and broadcasting these shows at times other than 7:00 AM EDT on Thursday mornings.
The other choice is for them to remove the “G” from HGTV and become HTV.
If there are others who wish to join the jury in this unanimous verdict, they may be do so by leaving a comment below or posting their verdict on their own blog.