Dear Hortense Hoelove,
Do garden fairies really exist?
Dear Ms. Goblinfly,
This feels like a trick question, the kind of trick question a garden fairy would ask.
You can’t fool me! I’ve been in this business a long time and know to be very careful with trick questions. They are tricky, like garden fairies.
And there’s your answer. I could not compare this tricky question to garden fairies if they didn’t exist, could I? Indeed garden fairies do exist!
In fact, this question was submitted by a garden fairy!