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Hortense Answers Questions of the Season

December 4, 2009 By Carol Michel 10 Comments

Hortense Hoelove has returned just in time to answer a few questions of the season!

Dear Hortense Hoelove,

I recently sent some flowers to someone to cheer them up. While deciding what to order, I looked at some arrangements which included lovely foliage plants with cut flowers mixed in and thought how if I ordered those, I might be asked to take the foliage plants at some point. You see, the recipient isn’t one to have a bunch of houseplants, so she would be looking for someone to take the plants off her hands once the cut flowers had wilted. Thus, ordering a planter seemed like it would give me something, too, eventually.

Is it wrong to think this way?

Wondering,
Flora Giver

Dear Flora,

I can certainly understand your desire to put yourself in a position to get some “free” foliage plants. However, this kind of plant lust could backfire on you. After all, what if the recipient decided to give the plants to someone else instead of you? I would stick with giving flowers that you think the giver would want to receive and go buy your own houseplants.

Florally yours,
Hortense

A flower arrangement without live plants.

Dear Hortense,

Is there a holiday decorating scheme or occasion for which painted poinsettias would be appropriate? I’ve seen some for sale this past week and have been trying to think how or when to use them, and I keep drawing a blank. I figured if anyone would know where and how to use painted poinsettias, it would be you, dear Hortense.

Sincerely,
Holly Plant

Dear Holly,

No, there is no decorating scheme or holiday occasion for which a painted poinsettia is appropriate. Poinsettias should be enjoyed in their natural colors, which basically are anything in the “red” color spectrum, ranging from red to pink to cream.

Seeing red over painted poinsettias,
Hortense

Those darn painted poinsettias again!

Dearest Hortense,

Real or fake?

Signed,
Bee Brevity

Dear Bee,

Real or fake what? I can only assume that you are referring to Christmas trees when you ask that question at this time of the year. While I generally like to see real trees, I understand the convenience of artificial (the term I prefer over fake) trees and I admit that I have one. They do have some advantages – they don’t dry out, don’t require you to keep them watered, and often come with the lights already attached. However, what do you do with them when you grow tired of them? You throw them out and then forever more, they exist in a landfill.

Real trees, on the other hand, are a renewable resource that can be composted after the holiday season. However, they can dry out prematurely, becoming a fire hazard, and require watering for as long as they are inside. They also never come with lights installed. In addition, some people with allergies may not be able to enjoy a real tree indoors.

In the end, each person needs to weigh these factors for themselves. If you do decide on a real tree, follow the Christmas tree buying advice from the Hoosier Gardener, and remember…

Whether real or fake, a Christmas tree isn’t fully decorated until it has a little hoe on it.

Happy Hoelidays,
Hortense

A little hoe on a Christmas tree.

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  1. Sunita Mohan says

    December 4, 2009 at 11:32 am

    Dyed orchids make me feel like puking. I've seen the purple and white Dendrobium Sonia orchids dyed blue and it looks ghastly!

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  2. Commonweeder says

    December 4, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    I love Hortense and Dr. Hortfreud and all the other characters who show up in your dream garden. Right now I am having a Giveaway of Nan Ondra's new book and I'm hoping other Hortense lovers will come over and leave a comment. Drawing on Sunday, the Feast of St. Nicholas.

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  3. Rose says

    December 4, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    Hortense, So glad you are back to writing your column! I'm glad to hear you think those dyed poinsettias don't fit into any decorating scheme–I think they're scary. I just have one question for you today–where can you buy one of those little hoe ornaments?

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  4. Mr. McGregor's Daughter says

    December 4, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    I don't have a little hoe for my tree! Whatever will I do?

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  5. Chloe m says

    December 4, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    Dang, I don't have hoe either. Will a tiny rake suffice? funny and entertaining post. 🙂
    Rosey

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  6. Joseph says

    December 4, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    DEATH TO PAINTED POINSETTIAS!!! Also in the realm of some kinda awful, I noticed the live Christmas trees for sale which had been spray painted green! A sort of unhealthy strange bluish shade of green. It was quite wretched.

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  7. Ramble on Rose says

    December 4, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    Although I always feel bad about causing the cutting down of yet another tree each year, I must admit I love real Christmas trees. There is no substitute for that spicy, piney smell filling the house!

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  8. garden girl says

    December 4, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    Thank you Hortense, for another entertaining edition of questions and answers. I clearly don't get out much, as I have never seen painted poinsettias. Yuk!

    I do love real Christmas trees, but am allergic to them. This makes decorating a painful exercise followed up by copious quantities of Benadryl cream and lots of itching. In recent years we've opted for an artificial tree, and do our part for the environment by carefully packing it away at the end of the season and re-using it year after year. Since ours is not a trendy model, nor one with pre-attached lights that might eventually burn out, we anticipate using the same one for many years to come. If we're lucky we'll never have to throw it away to languish in a landfill.

    Thank you for your reasonable response to this question we allergic but environmentally-responsible types like to see! 🙂

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  9. Cindy, MCOK says

    December 4, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    Those painted Poinsettias are just WRONG. I'm so glad that you, Hortense, are a fellow believer in the traditional colors for Poinsettias.

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  10. Robin Ripley says

    December 4, 2009 at 11:58 pm

    Dear Hortense,

    Actually, there might be a use for those wretched painted poinsettias.

    Do you have someone you don't particularly like (okay, detest), but feel obligated to give a gift for political reasons?

    Voila! Painted poinsettia finds a home.

    (Ask me privately sometime how I came up with this diabolical gift giving plan.)

    Robin

    Reply

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