Garden fairies here. We are garden fairies and we decided that we would post about the eclipse happening on Monday, August 21, 2017 because it appears that Carol is not going to post about the eclipse happening on Monday, August 21, 2017.
Just to be clear, we are posting about the eclipse happening on Monday, August 21, 2017. We are garden fairies and we are reading reports that people are going to do all kinds of studies during the eclipse happening on Monday, August 21, 2017.
They will study birds. They will study insects. They will study plants. And people. And animals. What are they not going to study during the eclipse happening on Monday, August 21, 2017?
Well, it appears that they are not going to study garden fairies. Well, that’s fine with us because really it is not anyone’s business what we garden fairies are going to do during the eclipse happening on Monday, August 21, 2017.
Granny ‘Gus’ McGarden is planning what we are going to do during the eclipse happening on Monday, August 21, 2017. All we garden fairies know is that we garden fairies are going to do a whole lot more during the eclipse happening on Monday, August 21, 2017 than Carol has done in this garden in the last few weeks.
Which means we don’t have to do much at all during the eclipse happening on Monday, August 21, 2017.
In fact, we probably won’t do much at all because we are garden fairies and if we did a lot it during the eclipse happening on Monday, August 21, 2017 it might arouse suspicion about us garden fairies and that is the last thing we need.
So, we are going to keep it on the down low during the eclipse happening on Monday, August 21, 2017 and keep everyone guessing.
We also had something else we wanted to report in this post but we’ve completely forgotten what it is because did we mention there is an eclipse happening on Monday, August 21, 2017?
Submitted by:
Violet SweetPea MayDreams, Chief Scribe and Overseer of the special eclipse sunglasses that all garden fairies will use during the eclipse happening on Monday, August 21, 2017.
P.S. Management is NOT responsible for this post about the eclipse happening on Monday, August 21, 2017.
An eclipse? Interesting! When is it???
Yes, really? What day? You would think garden fairies would post the date and time! Sheesh!