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You Might Be A Gardening Geek: Garage Sale Edition

June 10, 2011 By Carol Michel 21 Comments

The clay pots are not for sale.

You might be a gardening geek at a garage sale if…

You go to a sale, see garden tools hanging on the wall and ask if they are for sale, even though clearly they are not. Bonus points if you have your own garage sale and hide your garden tools and hoes so that no one asks if they are for sale or stares because they have never seen so many garden tools in one garage.

You refuse to sell any of your gardening tools at a garage sale. Bonus points if you have a crappy trowel that is hard to hold, doesn’t dig very well, and you never use it, but you refuse to try to sell it because if a new gardener bought it, tried it, and it didn’t work well for them either, and then he or she gave up on gardening entirely, you’d never forgive yourself.

You have people return to your house a month after the neighborhood garage sale that you weren’t home for to find out what the name of the tree is in your front yard because they saw it flowering and wanted one for themselves. Bonus points if you gave them both the botanical name and the common name and then recommended at least two garden centers that might have it.

You spotted a plant you didn’t recognize at a garage sale and asked the homeowner what it was. Bonus points if they didn’t know the name of the plant so you asked if you could snip a tiny spring of it off to take home to identify. Subtract bonus points if you pinched off a piece of the plant without asking.

You once sold canna roots or dahlia roots at an early spring garage sale. Bonus points if you included written instructions on how to care for them.

You would never sell any of your clay pots at a garage sale, no matter how many you had. Bonus points if you even keep the broken clay pots because you can further break them into pieces to help fill in the bottom of other clay pots when you actually plant something in one of them.

You  purchased something at a garage sale that was not originally intended to be used in a garden and then you used it in your garden.

You never sell old t-shirts, shorts or jeans at a garage sale because you wear them to garden in until they are no longer decent or are so dirt stained that no one else would wear them. 

And finally, you might be a gardening geek at a garage sale if…

You were going to have a garage sale, but then when the day came, you realized it was the perfect day for gardening so you ditched the garden sale and spent the day in your garden.

(This is the 26th gardening geek post with a list of clues that you might be a gardening geek. If you’d like to read others, click on the gardening geek tag.)

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  1. growingagardenindavis says

    June 10, 2011 at 6:06 am

    That photo scared me…I thought you might be selling the pots! I don't do garage sales much but my new favorite stop is the SPCA thrift store. I have scored lots of good gardening stuff there. None originally meant to be gardening stuff.

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  2. Janet says

    June 10, 2011 at 10:52 am

    We have junk yard near us where you can buy all the tools and pots you want. Nothing like good old fashioned clay pots. The tools sit outside at this place and are totally rusted up but are cheap and can be salvaged with a bit of tlc. Most of the tools are quite old, no plastic junk here and must have a a history to them. It's quite poignant….

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  3. Layanee says

    June 10, 2011 at 10:55 am

    You are so right and you might be a gardening geek if you go to garage sales for the express purpose of finding garden related items. I love weathered clay pots. They are sublime.

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  4. Fairegarden says

    June 10, 2011 at 11:18 am

    Perfect definitions, Carol. I couldn't believe that you would sell those clay pots, they even have nice patina. Priceless!
    Frances

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  5. Lisa at Greenbow says

    June 10, 2011 at 11:51 am

    I never have shorts or tshirts for a garage sale. I enjoy your Garden Geek thoughts. Being a Garden Geek it is always nice to be affirmed.

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  6. Dee/reddirtramblings says

    June 10, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    Those were very creative especially identifying the tree. Happy garage sale season my garden friend.~~Dee

    Oh, I don't sell or give away old t-shirts either. What would I garden in otherwise?

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  7. Commonweeder says

    June 10, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    When the t-shirts get too raggedy for wearing in the garden they make good ties for holding up tomato plants – or other things that need tying up. One year I struck it rich and got a lot of hoses at tag sales.

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  8. ProfessorRoush says

    June 10, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    For help on that Tree ID, I got wind last night of a fabulous Ipad/Iphone act called Leafsnap (made by the Smithsonian). Take a picture of a leaf and it id's the tree for you, as well as recording the position on a national map. Check it out at http://www.leafsnap.com or at my blog at http://kansasgardenmusings.blogspot.com/2011/06/leafsnap.html

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  9. Glimpses of Glory says

    June 10, 2011 at 2:57 pm

    Has anyone gone "yard sailing" in Vermont?? Oh my goodness, that state is filled with old barns and garages that garden pots, tools and the like just pour out on sale days.
    So if you see a crazy/happy woman from Long Island running from one sale to another in a state where they generally are laid back…yup, its me!

    Love your list, Carol.

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  10. Anonymous says

    June 10, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    Ha ha, guilty! One of mine is: You search through every store you enter saying "This could work in the garden," even though it isn't a garden shop and the object is a piece of furniture. LOL

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  11. greggo says

    June 10, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    You might be a garden geek if your mother talks you into selling all the volunteer seedlings you dug up in the spring at a garage sale.:( Only to give them away for free! 🙂 LOL

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  12. Cindy, MCOK says

    June 10, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    According to this post, I more than qualify as a gardening geek!

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  13. Gail says

    June 11, 2011 at 3:27 am

    Aren't garage sales for gardeners to find cool items for their gardens! I love being a gardening geek! gail

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  14. Cathryn says

    June 11, 2011 at 4:11 am

    I have just finished reading all of your posts on "Gardening Geeks" and I am amazed at how closely I measure up!

    Just last week someone asked me for help choosing cukes in the Gardening section, she said I looked like I would know. I took it as a compliment!

    I found your blog on the Inadvertent Farmer blog where I am a participant in her weekly KinderGardens posts; gardening with our children.

    I reallly enjoy your writing — and we have the same taste in blog backgrounds as well!

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  15. Judy ~ Through My Garden Window says

    June 11, 2011 at 4:11 am

    Oh my – I thought I was the only one with a clay pot fetish! I had to explain to my hubby last month why I had to keep the broken pieces…I hope he fell for it. Great post – I enjoyed it and completely understand!!

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  16. Anonymous says

    June 11, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    oh boy isn't that the truth

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  17. Ivynettle says

    June 11, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    I went to the weekly flea market in my town last year precisely to sell some of my surplus plants – wanted to do it again this year, sell some tomatoes in addition to the houseplants, but I was working too much.
    When I do go there to buy anything, I'm mostly on the lookout for gardening stuff, especially big glass … thingies that can be turned into terrariums.

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  18. Helen says

    June 13, 2011 at 12:38 pm

    Thank goodness there aren't as many garden geeks as there are yard sales, or I wouldn't have snagged some of my best buys.

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  19. Rock rose says

    June 13, 2011 at 8:01 pm

    I love yard sales. When we are traveling in our trailer and in a town on a Sat. we always head to the sales. I'm hunting for garden stuff and have had some great finds. Love finding clay pots of any kind. People don't seem to realize how valuable they are!

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  20. LINDA from Each Little World says

    June 14, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    Just got up and put on the jeans with holes in them in case I want to dash out and weed a bit. I have a stack of clay pots on the side of the garage that were in limbo because I felt like maybe I should finally get rid of them. Thanks for solving this dilemma for me!

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  21. Corner Gardener Sue says

    June 15, 2011 at 5:04 am

    I spent a couple hours sorting through things in the garage today, trying to do some cleaning. I ended up giving up a bunch of plastic pots that plants came in to recycle, and a few plastic pots I decided I'm not going to use. I did not get rid of a single clay pot or the broken pieces I have.

    I am not going to many garage sales these days, but am only going if they have yard art or garden items in the list in the paper. I have a couple nice hoes I got recently for good prices.

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