Hello, Carol.
Hello, Dr. Hortfreud. Welcome back to the garden.
You summoned me, Carol?
Yes, I wanted to discuss UAPs.
UAPs? What YouTube videos have you been watching now, Carol?
I’ve been watching the garden!
And what have you seen?
UAPs!
Carol, you better explain what you mean by UAPs before we go much further with this session.
Okay, Dr. Hortfreud. UAPs are Universally Admired Plants.
Oh, good. I was afraid you were seeing something… well, never mind. Why don’t you tell me about some of the plants you think are UAPs?
Okay, the first UAP has to be roses. Everyone loves roses. Everyone in every culture and every age universally admires them.
I would agree with that, Carol.
The rest of my list would include sunflowers, pansies, violets, and violas.
Carol, you’ve listed three rather closely related plants there. Pansies, violets, and violas?
Yes, I think they are all universally admired; if they aren’t, they should be.
I have a feeling I won’t talk you out of listing them as UAPs so let’s move on to another topic. Have you seen any UFOs lately?
You mean Unusual Flowering Objects? Well, now that you mention it…
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