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Real gardeners grow plants indoors, too.

November 29, 2014 By Carol Michel 11 Comments

“I do not do houseplants.”

If you tell me that, then I know you are not a real gardener.

Real gardeners also have indoor plants. Or houseplants. Or house plants. Whichever you prefer.

Real gardeners do not stop gardening when the garden outdoors goes dormant.  We don’t.  We can’t.

Even if we don’t intend to have plants indoors, we somehow, somewhere, end up with plants in our houses.

It just happens.

If you are thinking right now, “well, I’m a real gardener and I don’t have indoor plants”, then you are missing out.  Go get a plant and grow it inside.

Grow it even if it isn’t a traditional house plant.

Like coleus.

I took this cutting three years ago and meant to take the back outside after the winter, but it was doing so well indoors, I just left it. But lately, it was getting a little leggy, as some plants do when they are grown in less light than they prefer, so I cut it back some the other day.

It will grow out just fine.  I recommend coleus as a pretty-darn-easy-no-fail-test-of-your-gardening-abilities house plant.

Or grow a fibrous-rooted begonia.

This one snuck up at me at the garden center the other day.  I went there looking for amaryllis bulbs. They didn’t have any amaryllis bulbs, but they did have this little pretty sitting there winking its flowers at me.

Speaking of amaryllis, now there’s a plant even a fake gardener can grow indoors.  I found some that were “just the bulb” at the big box hardware store, so I rescued six of them.

They are pale as pale can be from being all boxed up, but they’ll green up once they realize they are in their own pots and in the light and getting water.  God love ’em and so do I in the wintertime.

By the way, I usually don’t buy the amaryllis bulbs with the pot and the compressed coir fibre “soil” that comes with them.  The plastic pots are too lightweight to support the plants and will often topple over. Forget that coir soil, too.  But, if that’s all you can find, get it anyway, and pot it up with better potting soil in a more substantial container.

I’ve got some old plants in my house.

This Swedish ivy, Plectranthus verticillatus, started out as a cutting I took from one of my sister’s hanging baskets about four summers ago. Shhh… let’s not tell her.  I pinched it. Nicked it. Took it.

But it isn’t the oldest plant in the house, not by a long-shot.  The oldest plant in the house is the night-blooming cereus.  I’ve had it since 1987, and before then my Dad probably had it for a good 15 years which makes it… after a bit of ciphering, I believe this particular plant has been grown indoors by me and my Dad for 42 years.

It’s also the ugliest.

Look through this ivy, Hedera helix, I bought just a few days ago to see the night blooming cereus. See it back there on a trellis.  It owns that corner.

I count on my house plants for a few odd blooms through the year. In fact, this crown of thorns, a Euphorbia, is always in bloom.

I bet I’ve had it for at least ten years.

A newer bloomer is the Kalanchoe.

Just a few buds right now, as you can see. This Kalanchoe, and several other plants in my house, came to me under the sad circumstances funerals.

I could do a whole post on funeral planters, and just might because I often get emails or urgent voice mails from co-workers who received a funeral planter, brought it in to the office, and suddenly it isn’t doing so well.  I visit the plant and the person and perform a triage of sorts… Hey, you can’t trick me into giving away my secrets for caring for funeral planters!  I’ll provide details in another post this winter.

Now, where were we?  Oh, we were going to also mention about garden fairies who become house fairies if you have enough plants indoors.  I’ll save that little tidbit of information, plus tips on attracting house fairies,  for another post.

In the meantime, if you don’t have house plants, and you insist on calling yourself a real gardener, please go get a house plant to legitimize yourself.

Thank you.

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  1. Anonymous says

    November 29, 2014 at 5:16 pm

    I couldn't agree more! I have a 7 year old out of control jade plant, and some other classic houseplants placed on every available surface. My Christmas cactus is exploding right now!

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  2. danger garden says

    November 29, 2014 at 7:11 pm

    I try to keep my year round indoor plants to a minimum because when winter comes around many of my outdoor plants become indoor ones (the tenders). This certainly makes winter much more enjoyable.

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  3. Unknown says

    November 29, 2014 at 8:34 pm

    I couldn't agree more, I just have to garden whether it's inside or outside. I just have to be growing and nurturing something. I also love the greenhouse as there is always something going on in there – some cuttings, seeds, fern spores etc to go and propel around with!

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  4. Dee Nash says

    November 29, 2014 at 9:50 pm

    I have to be real here. I don't like houseplants, but I do like house bulbs. Glad you save some amaryllis.~~Dee

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  5. Gail says

    November 29, 2014 at 10:17 pm

    Got out of the habit of house plants when Coal, the worlds best cat, would trash them. Never got back into it.

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  6. mr_subjunctive says

    November 29, 2014 at 11:40 pm

    Preach!

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  7. Evan Bean says

    November 30, 2014 at 12:13 am

    I'm a total houseplant addict. Year-round houseplants, plants that spend winter indoors after summer vacation. I love them all! I like having plants that keep things interesting over winter, and are safe from the ravages of the outside world, namely deer.

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  8. Covegirl says

    November 30, 2014 at 3:56 pm

    I have houseplants, much to my husband's chagrin . He has allergies. I take coleus cuttings at the end of the summer and root them for indoors. I have a peace lily that was my mother's. I was given a small rubber tree as a gift, and it is a monster, now.I have Christmas cactus. I have a dendrobium orchid, also.

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  9. Teresa Byington says

    November 30, 2014 at 4:40 pm

    I am not a houseplant addict but do have to have something growing around me. Last week I planted daffodils and amaryllis to have in the potting shed. I also have mint and rosemary close by at all times. And, there are the potted roses and mint in the garage that we brought in. Yes, gardening is a 12-month hobby–THANK GOODNESS!!!!

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  10. CommonWeeder says

    November 30, 2014 at 10:08 pm

    I have only a couple of potted rosemary plants, Thanksgivng and Christmas cactus, a lopsided jade tree and a dusty pot bound orchid cactus. I am planning an updated collection when my situaation changes. Maybe in the summer of 2015.

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  11. Hoover Boo says

    December 1, 2014 at 12:13 am

    Well…here where the weather is good enough to be outside 99% of the time, indoor plants get badly neglected…

    Reply

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